Standown Caravan Park
2026-04-21T03:55:28.971Z
I honestly do not understand why this park has any positive reviews. It's terrible! We arrived on a Sunday and were greeted by two despicable drunk men, of course they were nice to me (a blonde female) but they were incredibly rude to my male companion as we struggled to find our site through the overgrown bushes the number was hidden under. As we started setting up the nice ladies next to us started packing up, when I enquired as to where they were off to next, they told us they were moving sites because there was something wrong with their power and they had specifically asked not to be put next to someone else with a dog as theirs was terrified of other dogs. We were only there for a night so we decided to stay put (despite already feeling like this place was not as advertised! It only got worse..the bathrooms/toilets are portable and they were wet, hot and smelt like the septic needed emptying and the pool area was overgrown and looked absolutely nothing like the pictures. We were clearly the only travellers there (the place is loaded with permanent residents, a lot of them who drink too much I suspect) and we had the pleasure of encountering the owner on the Monday morning who was a rude, obnoxious man who yelled at me like I was his child because our beautiful, loving kelpie had accidentally slipped her lead while we were talking to a lovely resident whose dog was not on a lead! THIS PARK SHOULD BE AVOIDED!
I honestly do not understand why this park has any positive reviews. It's terrible! We arrived on a Sunday and were greeted by two despicable drunk me... More